NOTE : These information are all made up. Please do not take it seriously.
Special News Report :
Regarding the bad haze experienced by us Malaysians, some of us think that it might be a form of a sabotage. Why? By burning down the trees in their country, they replenishes their soil with nutrients. Though banned they still did so. Could it REALLY be banned? One of our spies got information that someone from the higher ups sent letters to these farmers that their time of reckoning is here. Burn the forests so that the wind will carry these smokes into our neighbouring country.
How can this effect our country? By releasing haze til our air quality is so bad that we can hardly do any out door activities, effects our economy. That is only their secondary objective. Their main one is.... to kill all Malaysians. Yes that's right. The current haze is currently classified as a Class IV biochemical weapon. Not only does it destroy our lungs, health and vision, it increases the heat in our country. They might think this will go unsuspected but they are wrong. We know their plans since last year.
Local scientists have created a device to absorb these hazardous gasses. When they are done with their burning~ we're gonna dump it all back in their country. We dont want their rubbish so we have to return it back to them. The dumping should be done in September 11th 2005.
September 13th 2005, NEWS FLASH.
The recent dumping of the ashes in Indonesia was a disaster. It seems that some idiot from the haze collecting facility has miscounted that when we dump the ashes back into their country, the wind will simply just blow it back to our homeland.... In another news, the sale of masks has increased once again. All masks were imported and mass produced in Indonesia...
