Fire! HELP me!!

Hey Kidz,
guess what? a car crashed beside my col and it went up in flames. The funny thing is that I was still in class. Even though the lecturer heard the fire bell, she said "Let me finish this first" LOL. Then later another lect came in and asks us to go out. Guess what she did this time. She asked us all to hurry out and at the same time, she was RUBBING THE WHITE BOARD. LOL!!! We went out. We thought the building was on fire. We (me and my frenz) saw a firetruck arriving and we smell smoke. We walked to the other side of the building to find a car getting itself BBQ-ed. The fire was put out in less than 5 mins. (Good job firefighters).

Casualties = ???
Injured = ???
Students breathing in smoke = 500 ++
Cars that stopped (slowed down) because they are busybodies = 1000++

ok kidz, let wind back to CNY,

ANOTHER FIRE! yea an old house about 200m from my granny's got on fire. It was big. The whole house can be seen going down. I looked at the neighbour. They seem to be sitting on those cheap recliners looking at the fire. LOL. Maybe they are the ones that did this. From what my cousin said, that house might be full of drug addicts. The neighbour probably got pissed off and set the house blazing.
OR
the neighbour burried a few sweet potatoes underneath the house and set it on fire.

Anywayz, the firetruck came in LESS THAN 5 MINS. it took them about 30 mins to cool things down. The house is still visible. Only that the roof and some wall have fallen.

OK kidz, what have we learnt today? BBQ-ing a specific white dog is impossible as firefighters will interupt the process.